Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
God, I missed his penis.
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