Can i not drive my cunt home
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
