That's intense
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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