69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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