I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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