I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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