he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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