Where is the hickey?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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