Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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