How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
