UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
we're so committed to being not committed
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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