he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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