Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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