Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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