So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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