I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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