apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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