another moral hangover. fuck.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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