just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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