Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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