the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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