I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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