She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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