nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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