Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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