So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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