just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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