He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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