I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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