butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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