My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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