talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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