I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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