it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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