i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
The feeling are messing with the penis
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
