I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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