ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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