school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I want her autograph on my taint
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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