So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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