I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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