Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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