So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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