if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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