hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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