Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
