What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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