when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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