Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Moan for me like Helen Keller
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
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