What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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