Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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